Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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