So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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