so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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