i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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