Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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