I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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