Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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