There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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