I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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