I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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