we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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