Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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