Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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