that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
