But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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