I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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