East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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