i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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