I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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