The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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