No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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