High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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