Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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