why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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