More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The air was thick with penises
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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