ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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