I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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