I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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