we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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