well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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