So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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