so explain again why im purple
no
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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