That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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