You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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