I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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