I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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