from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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