I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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