god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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