sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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