Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
that is very illegal...i love you.
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