No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
