I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There r osticjed everywhere
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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