i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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