is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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