You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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