i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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