I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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