drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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