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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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