Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Can I color on your dick again?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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