matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its about making memories worth repressing
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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