you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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