I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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